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House Demotivational Poster


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh snap... d***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm
5uperb


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by CommanderThunderush

Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


Haunted -


TAGS: aging mirror reflections haunted house
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:43 pm
Thedge I am being me...it's that old person in the mirror that certainly isn't...teehee.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 5:54 am
Hehehe... I have white hair halfway down my back, a white beard to challenge Santa Clause... when I look in the mirror, I just see me. Same old thang, different day. If I could teach the young folk anything, it would be that. Just be you.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:01 am
Thanks mao...do you hear the voices too...teehee.
maoworks2 - September 10, 2014, 3:23 pm
Yup, My Place Is Haunted Too. Great One 5L Boooooooo.
chickenlittle - July 7, 2014, 6:49 pm
Complimentary of course MissP! I bet it's the same old person who's always jumping in front of me in the mirror and blocking my view!
MissPriss - July 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Are you saying that in a complimentary or sarcastic way? Think carefully before you answer that Little!
chickenlittle - July 5, 2014, 10:16 pm
Good to know I'm not alone MissP...
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hellzyeah...they even make complexes for 'em...teehee.
Airman - July 5, 2014, 11:09 am
there's more than one haunted house then


FUNNY FAKTS -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by house

zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm
LOL!


REDNECK HOUSEBOAT - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o' beer!




THE STRANGER -


TAGS: stranger in the house
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 3:06 pm
I hope to! We'll see if work puts a stop to it again! My fingers are crossed, but I'm not holding my breath! :)
Airman - June 22, 2011, 12:47 pm
Jake! good to see you stay around awhile, eh?
R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 12:03 pm
I figured out where this was heading about 5 lines from the end, but it still gave me goosebumps! Glad to see you're still making people think Airman! 5!


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


EMPTY, DILAPIDATED, A HUSK - But enough about my soul... Reckon I should buy this house?


TAGS: house soul empty husk
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - June 29, 2012, 5:27 am
Ah, you are a sweetie.
rerun - June 28, 2012, 7:57 pm

love this


Oh sure -


TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am
5upperb!
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am
LOL


HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house




AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.


TAGS: marriage divorce house
Rating: 4.66/5

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Bucketheadsdad - January 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
I've also heard the comedian Gary Mule Deer discuss this as well.
djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
LOL! Been there. FWIW, that tagline is based (nothing wrong with that) on a quote by Lewis Grizzard, though also plagiarized (and more famously known) by Rod Steward. Aces on the execution!


DR. HOUSE - was confused during med school


TAGS: house
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Jordi

Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 3:52 pm
Correct, you win 1 spare internet. Btw, good use of characteristical crossover.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
I think it's from Blackadder, where he played Prince George ( I think).
Emily - August 30, 2008, 9:47 am
Is that from "A bit of Fry and Laurie" I bloody love that show.


A DOLL - That's all Amy wanted. She asked and asked. And then she warned them. Too bad they were heavy sleepers.




PROCRATINATION - my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance


TAGS: procrastination housework glance
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:02 am
The S got lost amidst the garbage and could not be found.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
spelling?


AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




DOCTOR -




DR. HOUSE - He can't believe how stupid and incompetent everyone else is.


TAGS: drhouse stupid incompetent
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

house - July 26, 2011, 7:44 am
Its a by-product of having a 140+ IQ.......I know how he feels
forseti - July 26, 2011, 5:14 am
same with me with some motifakers...


EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE -




THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?


TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by lobo

BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm
LMAO.love it


THIS LITTLE PIGGY - had a degree in engineering


TAGS: stick house
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:40 pm
Thats sweet
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:32 pm
Another solid win. 5L


SMILE -


TAGS: ironic house caricature
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:19 am
Am5ome!


THE GLOVE -


TAGS: house rubber glove a*** probe
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

house - July 13, 2011, 2:07 am
5L. Love it. could have left the 'anymore' off though
forseti - July 13, 2011, 1:14 am
LOL! 5 fingers


WAFFLE HOUSE - With bacon and sausage. Pass the syrup please.


TAGS: waffle house with bacon
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - March 14, 2011, 2:05 pm
(facepalm) D'oH!
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:05 pm
You use bacon as the logs, sausage as support beams, waffle as curtains, and the syrup as a tsunami. Duh!
champ99 - March 11, 2011, 3:54 pm
You know, that is exactly what the sausage told me also. I apologize.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 3:43 pm
This is an insult to bacon everywhere and you should be ashamed of yourself.


FOR THOSE OF YOU, - who didn't quite know the difference




GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS - The good news is, it's not lupus The bad news is, we won't figure it out till 10 minutes before the show ends.


TAGS: dr house is a jerk
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by whatukno

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 9:15 pm
House MD, a good show that stayed on too long for it's own good. It should've only lasted five season.
pieman - September 27, 2010, 11:12 am
I wish I knew a doctor that could figure out what was wrong with me in an hour. It's been 30 years and my doc is still guessin.
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:59 am
Mmmmm... COFFEEE!!


BOB VILA - Making people destroy a house by convincing them they have learned how to do the same quality home improvement work after watching professionals with 25+ years experience in a 60 minute episode since 1979.




MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.


TAGS: murder housewife turng**
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Zcorrecttheory

Zcorrecttheory - October 12, 2011, 1:21 am
With jello puddin pops?
ribas - October 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
Yes please. Put me out of my misery. ;P


DREAMS... - Playing the biggest ass on tv got him an emmy, imagine what you can accomplish.


TAGS: dreams playing ass house
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 11:18 am
I never thought of Doctor - House as an a**. He was usually logically right and morally right. Everyone fussed at him for taking pills yet they were all on drugs, everyone. I could get along with someone like Doctor - House.
Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:08 am
Yeah, but he plays a smart a** on tv. Get it? :}
forseti - July 21, 2011, 1:36 am
his motifakes are even better than the series!


THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...


TAGS: amy winehouse rehab said no
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2011, 10:17 pm
It's truly a shame. I listened to her voice on U-Tube today. I had no idea her voice was so beautiful sounding.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Toes up...face down...One or the other
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 4:16 am
It is unfortunate that she died young, but if you look at her at the start of her career and look at her now, you'll see she threw her life away. No one forced her into drugs & drink.
AdmiralAckbar - July 25, 2011, 2:17 am
A tribute to the human condition.
Budog - July 24, 2011, 10:11 pm
Yeah, I am surprised they haven't found Lindsay Lohan toes up yet...
motinet - July 24, 2011, 9:05 pm

Kinda sad how you cant find a single person who didnt expect this to happen, and yet no one could stop it.


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out


TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm
Hilarious, siblings?
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 6:01 pm
A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??
Kspace - July 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:32 am
The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:29 am
Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 11:57 pm

man you beat me to this one. had it in my head since i heard the news. nice


EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness


TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 2.14/5

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rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to t****-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...


FAMOUS QUOTES - A true friend will stab you in the front - Oscar Wilde


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 6th house
Rating: 4.53/5

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house - September 5, 2011, 11:57 pm
different Mod, different result
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 11:08 pm
If at first you don't succeed... LOL


PARANOIA - It starts here.


TAGS: snow red child boots house snowball revenge paranoia
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Kat

someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:45 am
red riding hood - cute. btw. how is that a boy?
0.o - November 13, 2008, 2:35 pm
Thats def. a young boy.
HAHAHAH - October 22, 2008, 3:04 am
HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY BUT SO SAD at the same time!!!
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 5:34 pm
Aw jeez. Leave her alone ya big jerk.


1 800 MOTILAWYER -


TAGS: lawyers calendar forseti house vacations
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Greeny

gas - January 26, 2012, 2:23 pm
lol xD
Sho - January 26, 2012, 11:31 am
Qmfao
forseti - January 26, 2012, 8:38 am
ROFL!


PORTRAIT OF A PROFESSION -


TAGS: doctors nurses calendar house portrait
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - April 27, 2012, 2:44 pm
Yes it is - just shortly before gettin' hitched and subsequent exile... I miss seeing him around
templar13 - April 27, 2012, 10:35 am
Is that House in the background?


LOVE -




SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.


TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.


THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly




DEADMAU5 - Failing has never been this awesome.




IMAGINATION -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 24th house
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by house

mariand - September 26, 2011, 9:45 am
thi5 sound nice... and I believe it's true


CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


DARWIN STUBBY - Australia is a big country, with a big thirst thats why our beers come in big sizes (take that Texas)


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 3rd house
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by house

Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 9:01 am
Oh no you did-dent... LOL


AT THE DOC'S -


TAGS: house hammy eye sight test commi3
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - December 20, 2011, 1:33 pm
Thumbs up if you bent forward... old but brilliant! 5L
motinet - December 20, 2011, 9:37 am

LMAO! 5L


WISDOM - A beautiful woman delights the eyes A wise woman, the understanding A pure woman, the soul


TAGS: alexia sinclair house ageless beauty
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by house

Bandit5906 - October 12, 2014, 2:53 pm
And an ugly woman reminds me of my ex.
IllicoPresto - November 6, 2011, 2:00 pm
And a s**tty woman delights the... too late, didn't it on the poster
Iconoclast - November 6, 2011, 10:16 am
I went to her website and you're right, she is a VERY talented ph**ographer, in addition to being attractive and enticing in her own right.
house - November 6, 2011, 1:50 am
No this isn't the mis*****. This is a good friend of mine. She's an award winning artist by the name of Alexia Sinclair (see tag). Pic is mis***** is used in poster 140985
mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:48 pm
even if isn't she, I think it's he's vision over her...;o)
Greeny - November 4, 2011, 9:02 pm
S'that her?


A LITTLE OVER YOUR BUDGET -




TIME FOR A NAME CHANGE -


TAGS: reliable crane destroy house fail
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:15 pm
God way of remiding you to check the load weight before trying to slew outside your base.


YOU CAN NEVER - have too much of a good thing




AUSTRALIANA - All great Aussie inventions have one thing in common They were made by lazy people, for lazy people so lazier people had more drinking time




MISANTHROPY - Your house says it all.


TAGS: house
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 3:06 pm
"Cozy waterfront property, elevated well above flood-level. great view. Good access to the local rail transit system."


HOUSEWORK - I'm giving it up for Lent.




BEFORE BECOMING A DOCTOR - Gregory House used to kidnap small defenseless dalmation puppies. (That jerk.)




OLIVIA WILDE - The reason I watch House.




IF REGRETS WERE RAINDROPS - There Would Be A Storm Inside Your House...


TAGS: regret raindrop storm house
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Rick69

bricemara - January 13, 2012, 2:26 pm
good one
Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:46 pm

hey new guy....niiiiiiiice.
Rick69 - January 11, 2012, 5:50 pm
Thank you very much :), I thought this wasn't demotivational/funny enough but it seems pretty good so far :D
maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 4:08 pm
You Got Some Good Stuff !


SAFETY - To truly keep ones self safe One must remember and avoid the most dangerous of things Commonly called - THE WIFE


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 4th house
Rating: 4.62/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:24 pm
I'll remember thi5...


HOUSE - King of Motifake for a Day Pain in the proverbial for a lifetime


TAGS: house king
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by house

house - June 13, 2011, 6:07 pm
Theres a uniquely Aussie thing called "Taking the Piss", I have done it to myslef with this post
rerun - June 11, 2011, 7:35 pm

Self love in real life is called masturbation, on Motifake we call it target practice
caveman - June 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Congrats man. But as everyone knows 13th is the new 1st
house - June 11, 2011, 1:49 am
LOLZ....*as he revels in his own glory*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 1:25 am
Kudos man. Must be doing something right, keep up the good work. PS: I'm 3rd!! *squeals like a little girl*


RULE AROUND MY HOUSE - As long as one person LAUGHS.... ITS FUNNY.


TAGS: house rules comedy house fire
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:14 pm
lol, nice poster
Derek - March 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Unlike here - unless it's the moderator ;})


FULL HOUSE - It's funny how no one ever mentions it was a show about three men living together in San Francisco.


TAGS: full house
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by angus90

forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:26 am
d***... you're right


NOT FOOLING ANYONE -




DOCTORS AND NURSES -




INSTITUTIONALIZED -


TAGS: sean tribute jailhouse blues
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - December 6, 2010, 3:56 pm
A deftly subtle reference to the ol' kiss a rabbit between the ears joke, hey? Brilliant ... THAT joke I mean. This poster? Meh. Nawwwww. Pretty d***ed funny. I may even have to sue. Tootles.
jkscott21964 - December 6, 2010, 2:17 pm
awesome!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FREDDIE! -


TAGS: queen s jailhouse rock
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - September 6, 2015, 3:35 pm
LOL I got 1 bombed. I was expecting it, considering the topic...but it's still funny...
concern3 - September 6, 2015, 5:00 am
With so much hate in the world how can any love be wrong???? Good job a 5er


SELF-MEDICATION - If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise.


TAGS: house
Rating: 3.85/5

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FAST SERVICE -




DEATH - If you're stupid enough to go inside there, you deserve to die


TAGS: blair witch haunted death die halloween house woods lost when you see it
Rating: 2.73/5

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Squeezie - December 9, 2008, 4:34 pm
top right window........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 10:56 am
One of my fave episodes!! Oh, the crazy schemes Slappy devised to get that ice cream back, only to find that it had melted!!
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 9:05 am
MWLF, remember that episode where Slappy had his ice cream taken away by Officer McGillicuddy? That was classic BWP!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 2:27 am
Sure there was. The characters were June, Brent, Slappy, Porkpie Mcb***ercorn, Blair, Johnny Stickbundle, Little Nell, the Scarecrow, Chad Darlington of Montgomery Hills, and Sergei. My favorite scene was the pie eating contest!
me - November 5, 2008, 11:07 pm
um, there is no one named "brent" in BWP
Charles - November 5, 2008, 7:11 pm
Ok, I see it. Had to zoom in to see Brent from PvP lol. I thought BWP was pretty good, certainly diff from movies I'd seen before. One off, though.
Sean - November 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
Next time you do, tell him Sean says "Hi". Bye.
Porcelina - November 4, 2008, 6:00 pm
Ohh.. I haven't seen Monty Python in a longggg time
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:58 pm
Yeah Porcelina, it's bit of a riff on the opening credits of The Holy Grail: "A moose once bit my sister."
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:56 pm
... upper window, above the door.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 5:53 pm
*sn***xx* Huh? What? I was snoring at the big revelation. A face. That's all? I thought for sure there'd be a woman peeing on an electric chair with her tongue stuck out, committing vote fraud.
porcelina - November 4, 2008, 5:51 pm
it only killed her once, sean?
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:43 pm
and two kinda longish eyes peeking out of the top window ... and then there's the 706 ninjas, a**uming I counted correctly ....
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:39 pm
top window on the right? face.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 5:21 pm
Hasn't anyone seen it yet?? When you see it...
Sean - November 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
My God, Da5id's right ... and a draft once killed my sister.
Da5id - November 4, 2008, 2:54 pm
Clearly this house has no windows installed... you might catch a cold.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 2:36 am
Ahhhh, the horror!! Seriously, the witches around here spend more time primping their hats. We have a Blair Witch, but she's the Blair from Facts Of Life Witch.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 12:53 am
MWLF, don't be surprised if you find 3 piles of rocks outside your house tomorrow...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 5:26 pm
Electric Chair Guy, stand in the corner!!!!!
Sean - November 3, 2008, 5:10 pm
A 3.6 rating after 48 votes, for a poster that no one has said anything nice about ... nothing fishy here.
Sancho Panza - November 3, 2008, 3:42 pm
This poster blows chunks. Who cares about a house?
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 3:19 pm
Et tu MWLF?
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 3:05 pm
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen you be mean to someone... that made me giggle xD
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 3:03 pm
And you'll make a poster of someone ****ting said bricks and you'll vote for it ten thousand times, while the rest of us ignore you.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:14 pm
By the way you guys, --when you see it you will **** bricks.......
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:13 pm
Christ look at all these comments.. what have i started...
Overlord Douchebag - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
Which would be you and..Well, just you.
Daniel Myrick - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
No, it sucked. I directed it. No one should like it
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 1:21 pm
Ok I think we have heard enough from the haters, I get it, you hate it, now stfu already. lets hear from the people that liked the movie now
Kung-Fu Devil - November 3, 2008, 12:46 pm
That film sucked. It was boring, uneventful and not even slightly scary. I've seen scarier stuff on Spongebob.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:34 pm
Remember: The most frightening things are those we cannot see.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:29 pm
This was never a "horror" movie. Horror movies are all about violence and messy gore. This movie is about suspense, creepiness, and just enough mystery that you must fill in the gaps with you're imagination. Creative people like this movie.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:16 am
LD FTW
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 10:13 am
Hey you stupid kids! Get off my lawn!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:09 am
No, I don't like it because I go to see a horror movie to get frightened... or even startled
dgbt - November 3, 2008, 9:36 am
i liked blair witch project. no other movie has even come close to the realism this movie has. people dont like it because u couldnt see the scary monster slaughter people.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 5:26 am
Ive watched this movie like 20 times. It has an atmosphere and a style that just clicks with me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:31 am
-sticks like in the film after the first guy disappeared, and shoved a tissue inside it, that was reddened with a red sharpie. He shouted when he saw it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:29 am
I kind of liked it. Like I said, it got me at the end. It's just not the kind of movie where you can watch it over and over. Once you see it, the secret is undone. True story: saw it with some co-workers, and the next day, we put together a bundle of
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:48 pm
I just looked at a youtube video of exmortis, you're right it has a ph**o of this house at the beginning, but the interiors are somewhere else
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:36 pm
I'm talking about a movie, not a video game
Drenix - November 2, 2008, 6:34 pm
Well, at least the 1st game kinda scared a little, too bad the aiming sucks... EC Guy, have you played Exmortis? -nothing to do with BWP but it has the house at the beggining-
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 4:04 pm
man, so many haters. Is there not one person here who likes blair witch project?
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 12:46 pm
It's a movie that manages to turn up the suck every time you watch it.
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 11:47 am
It's hard to grasp that concept when you don't want to watch it once, even.
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 11:17 am
Its a movie you appreciate more the more you watch it
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 11:12 am
No, that 'wtf' at the end left me with a sense of 'I want my godd*** money back, this movie SUCKED.'
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 8:41 am
Leaving you at the end with the "wtf" leaves you with a sense of mystery, and that ignites the imagination.
The one's whos sucking the EC Guy's ass 'cos says otherwise - November 2, 2008, 8:19 am
That movie's no a clasic and it sucks. Had its moments but, being honest in the end I just wondered wtf?.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 11:37 pm
Blair witch 2 sucked balls, ill give you that
Charles - November 1, 2008, 8:12 pm
Blair Witch Project 2.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 3:14 pm
To you, yes, To me it is a classic that can never be done again
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:00 pm
The move still sucked ****.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:30 pm
I should be a diplomat, I put arguments to rest.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:24 pm
Yeah, I see your point. Still not my cup of tea, though.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
When you watch a movie that only has a little bit of action, that action feels way more intense
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
Thats what made the movie so appealing to me, the feeling that it was real. The more action you have, the less potent the action is. When you watch an action movie, its no big deal seeing action
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:06 pm
It would be better if they didn't argue so much and there was more action
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:03 pm
I like it because I like it, it has nothing to do with it going in a different direction. The movie just clicks with me, and I feel sorry for you that it didn't do the same
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:41 am
If you like it just because it went in a different direction, I feel sorry for you. Just because it went outside the box doesn't mean it's good. Emo, being a prime example. Now, Cloverfield did good... this failed
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 10:00 am
by the way, when you see it, you'll **** bricks...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:24 am
I saw it at a preview screening just before it got official release, and most of the movie didn't wow me, but the last sh** of that guy standing in the corner creeped me out bigtime. Of course, I'm not a horror movie fanatic, so I have a big wimp factor.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 8:17 am
If you can not appreciate the rawness and realism of that movie, I feel sorry for you
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:54 am
OMG LYKE LETZZ GO WALK IN A FOREST AND b**** @ EACOTHERRRR!!! YAH!! GOOD IDEAR!
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:43 am
That movie was awesome and classic, anyone who says otherwise can suck my a**
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:53 pm
That movie sucked so much balls. I wound up cooking dinner and dessert so I would have an excuse not to watch that stupid movie with my boyfriend
Electric Chair Guy - October 31, 2008, 10:37 pm
Trivia note for you movie fans: Thats the house from the ending of the blair witch project


OVER? - Did you say over? HELL NO!


TAGS: germans bomber pearl harbor animal house bluto blutarsky
Rating: 2.7/5

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NYHCx845 - December 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
5 Points for the Animal House reference


Shambolic nemesis -




DR. HOUSE - He could cure this.....




?+? DON'T MIX -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 25th house
Rating: 4.2/5

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caveman - September 26, 2011, 9:56 am
I take offense to this....however true it may be.


PLANKING OLYMPICS -




VICODIN - Makes a smartass become a dumbass.


TAGS: house
Rating: 3.21/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 11, 2012, 4:53 pm
Look at the dates on the posters before you comment. We had completely different mods back then.
M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 3:00 pm
Not to offend anyone here, but isn't that a tag bottom right?? Mods?? *ahem*


FORMAL NIGHT -


TAGS: pimp my white house
Rating: 2.73/5

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CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:36 pm
little
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:36 pm
but why would you punish littly timmys brother! there is still hope for that one.
motifake - October 21, 2009, 10:34 pm

Sorry for the confusion, but I must clown the timmies who attack this site by modifying their names and comments :)
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
the timmy whose name changed from "Motifakesucks" to "motifakerules"
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:53 pm
But we're still wondering who Canada is talking to
motifakerules - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Im a loser who likes having *** with my baby brother, but this site fricken rules!
temp - October 20, 2009, 11:16 pm
It's a conspiracy against Canada!
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
WTF? now i look like an a**hole! where did that guys comments go?
Fatt Matt - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
HAHAHAHAH! nice
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 4:36 pm
this site rules, but im a g** little girl
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:29 pm
What exactly did your posters have on them "Motifakesucks"?
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
then your humor sucks!
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
this site rules, but im a g** little girl
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 3:48 pm
hey douchebag, why dont you STFU and GTFO!
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 3:39 pm
this site rules, but im a g** little girl


LOOK AT ME - I gots army guys now!


TAGS: mccain palin white house funny doris
Rating: 2.37/5

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Sparky - March 7, 2009, 8:08 pm
"I get to be the one to shoot down jets now!"
Suh-weet - November 23, 2008, 9:21 pm
LOL.


DR. HOUSE - Turning Doctors Into Superbowl Champions


TAGS: house football nfl foreman tomlin
Rating: 2.22/5

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Spangle - October 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Comments fail
Atmanix - October 20, 2009, 2:05 pm
It should also be noted this isn't House...
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 3:47 pm
Look-a-like FAIL.


GEOGRAPHY - Yeah, in the northwest i can see Kanaan in the distance and ... Hey, i can see your house from uphere




Sweet Home Alabama -


TAGS: college sports white house football
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 6, 2014, 6:44 am
This is hilarious! 5L
Greybeard - December 5, 2014, 10:35 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - December 5, 2014, 8:28 am
I imagine the folks at Politifake would love this as much as I. Good'n GB. Keep on keepin' on


Chuck Norris Meme -


TAGS: chuck norris meme roundhouse sarcasm
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 11:20 am
No worries. I was trying to pull a "Sh@ft" theme song but with Chuck Norris' name. Doesn't have the same ring to it though.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 7:10 am
Sorry Just Pulling Your Chain .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:41 pm
Norris.... You d** n right.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
Chuck Who ?


MODERATORS - If you want to be one You'll need to put up with a lot of rubbish But still find the funny in rejection


TAGS: mods funny rejection run house
Rating: 4.93/5

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gas - September 8, 2011, 10:39 pm
xD
Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 8:38 pm
Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? You need a title and a caption.


YES DEAR -


TAGS: house calendar marriage dog bites
Rating: 4.9/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 12:01 pm
THE RING IS THE IS THE GIANT SCISSORS WHATCH OUT DONT DO IT :)
mariand - October 23, 2011, 9:08 am
LOL...Why I had a similar thought?


HOW TO GET RID OF -


TAGS: beer on the house
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:58 pm
Works on Irish as well.
c0okydough - July 17, 2011, 5:53 pm
beer? where? WHERE?!?!
Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 4:53 am
I may be going out on a limb but I'm almost positive it may, just may, work on Canadians also.
ICEMAN - July 14, 2011, 8:39 pm
Works for Texans too. ;)


HOME - IT'S A FIXER-UPPER




HOUSE JUMPING - OK, your turn.


TAGS: house crane crash wheels street
Rating: 4.22/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Jesus.... Transformer! xD
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:35 pm
lol epic fail


BOREDOM - Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time Serenty - that nothing is




AMY WINEHOUSE -




MILHOUSE - Everything's coming up it.




AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY - There is a reason that poor people are worse at it.


TAGS: money dollars lincoln white house capitol
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joes2silly - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
It would have been uber fail if you tried that with a one dollar bill or a hundred dollar bill lol


MOTIFAKE'S CAMPING TRIP 2011 -


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm

nice :)


turns out... -




One... One bite on her neck... Two -




The 70's -


TAGS: tricycle tandem treehouse
Rating: 4.85/5

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maoworks2 - August 22, 2013, 8:12 am
I Second That The 1970's Was My Time. Great Pic 5L.
chickenlittle - August 21, 2013, 11:44 pm
Our Austrian dad built it from scratch, had it for years but he tore it down when we grew up. There was a "trap door" on the floor inside for quick escapes. Stairs were added later to the balcolny. He sautered those two tricycles together too.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 11:21 pm
not terrible construction...wonder if it's still standing....
chickenlittle - August 21, 2013, 11:14 pm
That little lass is me :) Good times, the 70s...


bad parking -




TATTOOING GRANDMA -




The Clubhouse -


TAGS: golf rules clubhouse twisted words
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 11:46 am
Thanks for the lions and throwing me under the bus to boot. You sent me the original footage!
JesusWept - April 12, 2014, 7:14 am
Hmm. MissP seems to know a lot about male urination procedure. 5 hidden webcams from me ;)


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